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Gorgeous Saturday

its REALLY hard to stay inside and get my mind around work, but since I have spent the last few EXTREMELY hot days playing with my new baby I now should get back to work even though its nice and cooler and breezy and perfect outside *pouts*

Did I say NEW baby?  Hell yes I did!  Its a boy ~grin~  and I am just as happy as I can be.   Unfortunately nobody even came close to winning the pool since she was so late.. better luck next year everyone!  I know.. sometimes these things can be a bitch to predict, and everyone wonders why I am cranky and exhausted during foaling season LOL

So in the phone sex world, things are kicking ass.  I’m having a good time playing with everyone, old friends and new – I have more time to myself every morning which is super nice.  My animals are getting more attention and I am actually paying better attention to myself.  I can actually feel my life sliding into the proper balance again, somewhere it hasn’t been in many years, its mostly drama free (well except my self induced stress drama LOL) and I’m getting into a very good head space.

So I guess the first trivia night at The Phone Sex Bar was a huge success, unfortunately I totally missed it because I was uhm.. hehe outside goofing off with my babies and I spaced it.   Its hard to stay inside after the sun slips under and things cool off, especially since its light outside till 9.  Ya know??  In any case I only have a few rapidly dwindling months left here so I need to get things in order a little quicker me thinks.

So I am inside, working on packing up the guest bedroom, which means I need a total distraction LOL   Why don’t you come and play???

Erin
http://thephonesexbar.com/erin.htm
1 866 344 8432

Where am I?

Well at the moment I am sitting in my office waiting for the sun to back off JUST a little more so I can go give a much deserving pony a bath.    I find myself restless today.. I dunno why, maybe I am just irritated in general because things are not moving along as quickly as I would  like.  I dunno.. but I think some pony therapy will help shake my mood.

Sooo from your emails and IM’s I am guessin you have noticed I’m not around much in the morning anymore? LOL  Too Funny.. but I’m thinkin its cool to be missed, even just a little.   I decided I needed some time for me, so I scheduled my mornings completely off Monday- Friday.  To be frank..its kinda hard to get used to the lack of guilt for taking time off, and then there was the problem of deciding what exactly to do with myself IN my time off.  Yeah I need to relearn to relax LOL  Sounds weird doesn’t it? but its coming along nicely I think, and I am getting some quality “me” time.  I even own a plant now.  A Tomato Plant.  I haven’t killed it yet either so there  ~grin

No baby yet.  The baby pool is completely blown out of the water and it doesn’t look like we are gonna have a winner this year.  Oh well.  As long as I eventually GET a healthy baby I am good with it.

Ok I hear a hose and some shampoo calling my name.  Yay.  Then a shower and some dinner but I will be back later to play..

Catch ya on the flip side

~Erin

Still

no baby.  I swear.   Enter if you want to.. I’m hoping by the end of the week but who knows.   Least its the last one right? LOL

Beer and Porn

You’re gonna need a safe word.. and its shouldn’t be “more” LMAO  I am dying over here

Quick update.. there is STILL plenty of time to enter the Baby Pool…  just email me your entry (erin@wickedlittleerin.com) – see rules in the previous post.  We have a nice big milk vein and a fairly nice bag on her but I am thinking she may just run late.  I will update you more on her tomorrow.

The sun is actually out today which is nice after 4 days of RAIN.   Course we may be getting hail later.. just to make things interesting – man could the powers that be of my move just come together a bit faster???

That’s all that is news.  Not terribly exciting but I only have time for a quicky… lots to do today.  Drop by the Phone Sex Bar chat and say hello later…

Catch ya on the flip side..

*lix*

Erin

Mmmm I am thinkin I need a Sugar Daddy LOL

Well only on a temporary basis.. and I only need 2.7 MILLION dollars because I have decided I need to live here : http://www.horseclicks.com/properties/lntts2/  LOL  Could you even imagine?  God.  I dont think all the stuff I own would even fill up one room.   But man I am drooling.  Who knows.  Maybe one day I shall be a real estate guru and shall have 3 or 4 of these such places in different parts of the world just tucked away.

A moment of silence please.  While I dream and wipe the drool off my keyboard.

ok .. now that I have torn myself away from real estate that I cannot currently afford – tadaa here I am. 

Baby Pool Rules.  

Well there really arent any.    I will tell you the due date is 6/8.    To enter the pool you have to email me a date/am or pm and SEX of the baby.  I will be posting a spread sheet so you can see what is taken and what is still available.  Closest person to actual birth wins a 15 minute call to use on the girl of your choice at The Phone Sex Bar.  Easy as that man.

Couple of things.  Babies can run late or early- get your guesses in soon.  ( Last year she was straight up on time) Limit of 2 guesses per person, and its first come first serve- if someone already took the time slot you wanted you will get bumped to the next later slot UNLESS you specify you would prefer an earlier slot.

Open to Phone Sex Bar Girls and Callers alike

Entries need to be made via email to: Erin@wickedlittleerin.com

Winner will be notified Via Email.

Good Luck!

*lix*

Erin
1 866 344-8432
 

Entries close when the baby is born.

Windy Wednesday

Man its windy as crap out there – so I am holed up inside playing on the computer. Ive decided to make the baby pool on the second foal, mostly cuz the first one is due on Sunday ( not that she will actually have it on TIME or anything) and I didn’t get it posted in time so everyone had a chance to enter.  I will post the requirements and entry form this weekend for the second baby, but as usual it will be pretty easy to enter and hell… whats 2 minutes to win a free 15 minute phone sex call with your favorite Bar Girl?

The SUN is out!  Yay.  We have been drying out for a few days which means I have been out playing catch up and attempting to hurry along the shedding of winter coats.  Thank god for allergy pills LOL  Next is  getting on with breeding and settling into the peace of Summertime.  I may have to find a new hay supplier, its that time of year when last years supplies are running low.. and too early for this years cuttings, so we will see.  I will know more after the next shipment.

Anyway.. nothing terribly exciting today.. work always work to do.. Why don’t you stop by the Phone Sex Bar and say hello??  You never know who might be hangin in the chat room, and man.. its almost time for Happy Hour, so belly up to the bar and have a drink with your girl.

Catch ya on the flip side!

*lix*

Erin

1 866 344-8432

Fuckin Amazing

Phone Sex

Its been a fucking amazing week at the Phone Sex Bar, I am thrilled that you have all supported my decision for change and have had a blast getting to know the new girls and playing in the chat room.    You should drop by and say hi if you haven’t already.. you wont be disappointed

On the other side, I am fully committed to my own life once again, its odd how different it is when you realize your loyalty should be to yourself first above all else.  Its been an eye opener that is for sure.  I haven’t been this happy in a number of years and I realize its only going to get better as I settle into living for me, weird but better.

Its been a wet week here at the ranch and once again we are a swamp.. blah.   But the sun is supposed to come out tomorrow and start drying things out so maybe summer will poke its head around the corner and we can get on with things.  I have vaccines to give, wormers to buy, training to do, babies to birth and injuries to treat so life as usual is busy, yet productive.

I am totally committed to moving in 5 months or less.  I have broken up the house and garage into packing/sorting sections so its not all left at the end, and if it should happen to come together in 3 months instead of 5 I want to be ready.  I know.. I’m weird but I really hate packing and unpacking.. its the totally worst part of moving, so if I knock it out here and there it wont be bad at all.  Once I get 1/2 way to my financial moving goal which is 6k  I can start looking for a place on the other side and the rest is downhill from there.

Anyway .. that’s the scoop for this week.  Remember I have my own direct line now  1 866 344-8432 where you can get me or leave a voice mail for me to contact you back.    Drop me a line on Yahoo or AIM under RanchGirlErin and give us a chat baby… I will talk to ya soon

Catch ya on the flip side!

*lix*

Erin
erin@wickedlittleerin.com
1 866 344-8432

Busy Girl

Man the last few days have been totally hectic and busy as hell.  Didn’t I tell you the next 6 months were going to be rocky?  Well it started with an analysis of my life over the last few weeks and where I was at in it, what I wanted from it and how I was going to get from point A to point B. 

Well it turns out that the first step was to find a new place to hang my hat.  You can now find me happily playing at The Phone Sex Bar or or drop me an email at erin@wickedlittleerin.com and I will get back to you sooner rather than later  I promise *wink*  Make sure you stop by the Bar this weekend, they are having a kick ass grand opening special where all calls are $2.49 a minute until Sunday night.  Regular priced calls are a low $2.69 a minute, a break for your wallet and some tension relief as well.  What could be better?    What could be better? Oh yeah… be sure and check out the chat room as well.  Its totally awesome!

I cleaned off about 80G of stuff off my computer and reorganized a bunch of my files so I can actually FIND the crap I am looking for.  My computer is happier and  I am just a tad more organized which is nice.  I have like 3 brand new web projects to get started on and the beginning of  baby season is only about 3 weeks away.  I have decided to go ahead with the baby pool this year so I will be posting details in prolly 2 weeks or so, so keep your eyes here so you can enter up.

Long story short, my stress level is WAY down, I’m actually sleeping again which is nice and I have a kick ass new place to play with you at.  I would say its a good start in the right direction.  Didn’t I tell you in January I had a great feeling about this year???

Catch ya on the flip side!

*lix*
Erin
1 866 344-8432

Finally!

Now see.. who said I wasn’t motivated??? LOL  The sun is out.. and thank god my swamp is FINALLY starting to dry out and maybe.. just MAYBE the damn snow is over and we can get on with spring before its summer ya know?   Its gonna be a SUPER busy 6 months for me and I am going to do my best to keep everything rollin and my life back in order the way it should be.

So… catch me while you can baby… life is about to get rocky ~grin~

*lix*

Erin

1 866 344-8432

Ready to Quit?

1. Quit arguing with people about the same old foolishness! Respect their position and keep it moving!

2. Quit telling people your secrets when you know they are not going to keep them! And if you keep telling them, then quit getting mad when they tell your secrets!

3. Quit trying to pull people on your journey who don’t want to travel with you. Either they believe in you and value you…or they don’t!

4. Quit complaining about things you can’t and won’t change!

5. Quit gossiping about other people! Minding our own business should be a full time job!

6. Quit blaming each other for things that in the big picture aren’t going to matter three weeks from now! Talk solutions…and then implement them!

7. Quit eating things you know are not good for you! If you can’t quit…eat smaller portions!

8. Quit buying things when we know we can’t afford them! -If you don’t have self control, then quit going to the stores! Quit charging things, especially when you don’t NEED them!

9. Quit staying in unhealthy relationships! It is not okay for people to verbally or physically abuse you! So quit lying to yourself! It is not okay to stay in the marriage for the children! Ask them and they will tell you that they really would prefer to see you happy and that the misery you and your spouse/partner are living with is affecting them!

10. Quit letting family members rope you into the drama! -Start telling them you don’t want to hear it! Quit spreading the drama! Quit calling other relatives and telling them about your cousin or aunt! Go back to #5 minding your own business should be enough to keep you busy!

11. Quit trying to change people! IT DOESN’T WORK! Quit cussing people out when you know that they are just being the miserable and jealous people that they are!

12. Quit the job you hate! Start pursuing your passion Find the job that fuels your passion BEFORE you quit!

13. Quit volunteering for things that you aren’t getting any personal fulfillment from anymore! Quit volunteering for things and then failing to follow through with your commitment!

14. Quit listening to the naysayers! Quit watching the depressing news if you are going to live in the doom and gloom of it all!

15. Quit making excuses about why you are where you are or why you can’t do what you want to do!

16. Quit waiting on others to give you the answers…and start finding the answers for yourself! If what you are doing isn’t working for you…then quit it!

17. Quit settling and start making your dreams a reality!-Quit being afraid and START LIVING YOUR LIFE! CREATE THE LIFE YOU WANT! If you want something different than what you have had in the past…you must quit doing what you have done before and DO something different! JUST QUIT IT and START DOING something to create the experience you want!