Phone Sex with Erin Michaels

The wind has stopped, CBS is back and Ive got whiskey and soda in my hand

Life is good dammit

Yesterday was almost 80.  Today its windy, rainy and snowing - and something like 38.  This is a damn weird place I tell ya LOL  All n all though Spring has pretty much sprung here and we are moving into kick ass thunderstorm season YAY.  

Ok what the fuck.  Dish network has a notice up that says CBS is refusing service to them since they wont pay a 160% INCREASE in fees.  What the hell.   I guess this means I dont get CSI anymore or Without a Trace or Dammit Ghost Whisperer.  I am SO annoyed.  Now I have to call and bitch not that it will do any good I guess but it might make me feel better. Grrr there are supposed to be aliens on CSI tonight *sighs*

So anyway…. Im done rantin LOL   Did you enter The Derby Day Contest?????  Its SUPER easy.   Just pick your horses and email Brynn with Win, Place and Show.   Who did I pick?   Well hell… even though she is up against the big boys I have faith in Eight Belles.   I like the way she moves and even though she hasn’t gone the distance, she does have some impressive races behind her. So I went with her for the Win.   Then you should join us in chat on Saturday before the race for trivia and free minute giveaways.  I wont be drinkin those nasty Mint Juleps - but I do have my whiskey and soda on hand LOL. 

Come and play why dont ya.

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Here is a pic LOL   I am a busy girl.. so sue me LOL

Spring has FINALLY arrived with a vengeance.. things are getting nice and green  and the weather is mellowing out.  Guess its time to start shopping for rentals.  Blah.   I have alot of clean up to do before I can move this time, it seems like I have collected alot more “stuff” since I have been in this house.  Not to mention I need a place to move *TO* LOL

 I have a couple boxes packed and ready to send to my unit in Iraq.  My old unit went home last month *yay* so I have a brand new one to spoil now.   I would encourage everyone to give back what they can to those who risk their lives for us. *hops off my soapbox*  

I am sleepy today despite 2 pots of coffee, I haven’t been sleeping at all well as of late and as a result my sleep schedule is all fucked up again so maybe I will go outside and take a nap in the hay this afternoon.  I could use a little sun frankly.. I have the post winter glow in the dark look goin on LOL

I think we all just need to be lazy today.  I vote yes.   So who is up for a slow lazy roll in the hay?

baby!   Yep  Its a girl and just as cute as she can be…I will get some pics up here soon

Yep.. I have the plague.  I knew I was risking it with burning the candle at both ends and the middle.  All the nights with no sleep out in the freezing cold, trying to cram a bunch of projects into a time frame that they really don’t fit into, and basically running aournd like I am insane.

Yay me

I spent the entire day in bed yesterday except for the couple times I drug myself out to do chores.  Today I am semi alive for the moment so I thought I would come and hang out and see what was what.

Looks like nobody gets to win the baby pool SINCE SHE IS STILL REFUSING TO GIVE BIRTH.    I swear.  Sometimes ya gotta wonder.  I think that she may be getting closer though, but then again… I’ve been wrong before LOL

No baby yet.. at this point there is only ONE person left in the running for the baby pool, I swear this mare is going to be the death of me.  I haven’t had a decent nights sleep in almost a month now.   Woke up to wet heavy snow the last few mornings which I suppose is good for moisture and such, but it sucks for mud and muck.  Lots of green grass popping up though, soooo spring is lurking right around the corner which is awesome.

 I am starting to pack and look for another rental, I want to move by June.  That way I am nice and settled before summer sets in.  Im also supposed to have some visitors in May, so I might just disappear for a couple days… but never fear I shall be back.

I’ve done some pondering about the whole live journal thing and while I think its laffable that morons think they can actually hurt us by playing dirty, I find it more amusing that they can’t seem to get any calls to occupy their time.  I mean really, if I had the time to cause damage to someone - just think of all I could do *smirk*  Good thing I am too busy to dwell on such things isn’t it?  

I briefly mourned the loss of 5 years of my recorded life, then I thought ya know - some of those years weren’t so good, why would you want to revisit them anyway?  It was cathartic when I wrote it all out.. and now I can put it behind me.  Works for me.  I’m easy that way.  Plus I have my lovely blog here… which kicks ass and I really don’t have time to worry about lowlife scum anyway.

BTW.. have you met Amy yet??  LOL  I introduced her to my favorite cowboy and we took her for a ride she wont soon forget.   I told her once if she didn’t hyper down I was gonna have to fill her mouth with something LOL  She should learn to believe me.

Ok I am off to wait for the postman… then headed to town to run some errands… Im outta coffee and that makes for a CRANKY Erin in the mornings…. and we don’t want that do we? LOL

Laters…

Erin

Grrrr  No baby yet

Just a quicky update since I am basically running on coffee and about 2 hours of solid sleep.  Yep its that season again, where I get to get up every hour and a half, layer up, go outside where its freezing, and look at a horse who has no intention of foaling until you over sleep.  Then I get to come inside, doze off just as the alarm wake my ass up to go back outside..  I just love baby season.. please note implied sarcasm.

The foaling contest is officially CLOSED now.  If you want to see where you stand.. Click HERE and you can view your entry.   Good Luck to everyone who entered!

Im off to shower and make fresh coffee…. then I have a million computer things to do…. so I will be back in a bit.

 Erin

Mother Nature had better not be messing with my head, but honestly I think she is.  Its been fairly warm over the last few days and tomorrow is even supposed to be in the 60’s!  On the flip side of that, we tend to get most of our snow in March and April so I know the bitch is just toying with me.

Finally I got the registration for the Baby Pool done and sent out confirmation e-mails to everyone who entered, so if you didn’t get an e-mail from me and you entered let me know.  So far she is looking mighty comfortable being pregnant, even though she is due in 10 days- but as you know that can change in an instant.  There is still time to enter ( In fact I am extending the entry deadline to the 15th), if you want to see what slots are open CLICK HERE and then send your pick to erin@thephonesexranch.com. Remember there is a FREE 15 minute call up for grabs here, so enter today!  Again all you have to do is either be a BCB Operator or a Current caller (within the last 60 days) and email the DATE, SEX and either AM or PM that you want.  Easy as that.   If she extends past all the picks, I will probably run a second chance drawing from those who have entered.

 Im off to get dirty outside… if you want to get dirty inside…. Give me a call *wink*

Erin