Or Happy New Years eve! We had a knock out NASTY fricken blizzard yesterday.. I couldn’t see a foot in front of my face. Feeding livestock in that was a nightmare but I’m a get er done kinda girl ya know… when the power went I curled up in front of the fireplace wrapped in [...]
A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having [...]
Lately I have been feeling like crap. Nothing specific.. just generally ucky. Then it suddenly dawned on my little brain, as the temperature has gotten colder.. I have upped my coffee intake and completely killed my water intake. So I am trying to reverse that, limiting myself to 1 pot of coffee a day and [...]