Sit down, relax and get naked while I tell you a bit about myself. My name is Erin, and I guarantee you have never met anyone quite like me before.

Where to start? Hmm let’s see. I was raised as a good Catholic girl in a big family. I’m a tomboy at heart and have always been just one of the guys. As blue collar as they come and proud of it. I work hard and I play hard, and have a bullshit meter that goes for miles. Mind games and kissing ass aren’t my style, - uh well sometimes I kiss ass, if the mood strikes me, but that is another story hehe - so if you want a girl who is going to tell you everything you want to hear, I would suggest you stop reading now and move on. I am not that girl, nor will I pretend to be just for you.

I am not your girlfriend or your wife. Fuck, I don’t need that kind of drama in my life. I’m not going to pester you to pay attention to me or beg you to tell me your problems. Do you just need to talk and vent? I am an excellent listener and will offer an opinion on the situation. You wanna fuck? Maybe a quick blow job to take care of that morning wood? I am all for that. Looking to experiment with something nasty you heard about and don’t want to freak out the girlfriend? Bring it on. Do you need relationship help? I’m will give you a female opinion on what the woman in your life wants, and then I am going to fuck you senseless before I send you off. Then I can go on with whatever I was doing before you showed up with your cock in hand. A best friend, with extremely good benefits *wink*

Don’t try and put me in a box. I do what I want, whenever the mood strikes me. I am neither Dominant nor submissive. I just like to fuck. Is that such a bad thing? Rough sex, soft sex, kink and some slap & tickle. My ass, pussy or my mouth. Hell, bring a friend or two if you want. It all has its place and time. I like a man with a big cock and an open mind who knows how to use them both equally well. Fucking, sucking, put away wet and wanting - now that is more like it.

So what do you say? Are you ready to fuck?